perfect breakup letter!!!
 

Maybe it is just my tired mind fooling me with its tricks, but I beleive I have formulated the perfect breakup letter:

Screw You (it's better this way) go to hell (it's not you it's me).

all you guys with long- term girlfreinds try this out and tell me how it works! :D

She broke up with me... YOU BASTERD!!




;)

Hey that's pretty good. I like that a lot in fact. Too bad I have never and WILL never have time for a girlfriend due to the emense amount of work I must do.

so sorry darkware.... ;)

Sorry? pft. I like doing work all the time. 3D stuff is my comfort zone. I live it and breath it all the time and wouldn't have it any other way. Maya is basically the only thing I do once I get home from school. No complaints of not having a girlfriend here. :)

is it just me or I dont see something normal right there??

if you prefer maya over a real-breathing-big boobie-girl then wow... lol I"m sorry but I can't see that happening in my book :D

-Emo

Well I guess that makes the two of us Darkware..except that me and Maya are going out..Shes always with me 24/7.. Because of her I see wireframes everywhere and she lets me make them using her in 3D..and i get to render using her. I love my girlfriend..All thanks to Alias. :)

ok... I see there's others out there ::Paranoid look:: :eek:

-Emo

Damnit. I´m with EMO on this one.
<-- Cannot live without some ol fashioned boobs.

Come on guys, stop w*nking to online porn, and get out more often. By the way, you´ll also notice improvements in the female modelling, been looking some shameful of those lately. ;)

Adl´s right... make em come to your house "as a reference":)

I know where darky and co. are coming from but I don't want to come from there :-)
Pussy chasing has to be the ultimate thrill. Obviously I am tallking about pussy CAT :-)

Women
-take up time.
-take up money.
-want stuff.
-have different opinions.
-are complicated.
-take too long to seduce.
-are seduced too easily sometimes.
-etc. etc. etc.

The same goes for men the other way around too. The way I see it, relationships in general are a big waste of time for me. I have one focus and that is work. I will do everything in my power to complete my work as fast as I can. A relationship would only slow me down. I've also been really turned off by dating as well because it seems like every girl out there has been with 20 other guys before me. I get the "love 'em and leave 'em" impression. I don't want to put time into a relationship only to be dumped a few weeks later. Maya is more stable than a girlfriend. I can rely on Maya more than I can a human. That's just a fact.

Now I know ALL women aren't out to get money and don't always want people to spend stuff on them, but if you plan on having kids, you have to deal with them, feed them clothe them, buy toys for them, etc. And more than likely, your wife or girlfriend is going to want to go out to eat sometime or another. This all takes money of course. I am very strict about how my money is spent. I only buy what is needed to advance my skills in Maya or video games since that is what I'm using to make money and a house and food. When I get my own house, it will probably be two rooms and that's it. Very small.

If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a big penny pincher. I don't need someone else in my life to be spending my hard earned cash. Why do I want to save it so much? To give it away to either charity or something else to better the world. Churches, programs to help people, etc.

So, those are a few reasons I choose not to be in a relationship. And if I were in a relationship, it would not be to just see "boobies" and have sex all the time like some of you are sugesting. I believe there is a lot more to it than that. As a Christian, I believe some things should be left to do unitl after marriage. Did you know that the Bible says it is actually better to stay single than to marry as well?

Another thing is that I like the way people view me. I'm always reliable because I'm not caught up in other things. I have one purpose and that is to complete 3D jobs. I'm the guy who always has time to help you in Maya. Just ask Drumstyk1. He's always on AIM and I'm always there to help him because I'm not with a girlfriend. I'm the first person he turned to because he knows I can help him. I have done a careful job at defining exactly what I do in life and because of it, I am happier and many good things come from it.

Another thing is that I am very systematic and machine-like. See my avatar and the title above it? That is to hint at my ability to work in Maya for many hours a day every day of the week. I have worked in Maya for 22 hours a day, seven days a week straight before. I just keep working, and working, and working, and working, and working. Non-stop. I strive for perfection and won't stop until I achieve that.

My point - girls don't marry machines.

dark, thats scary man...

you NEED to relax... also you need to know what EMPATHY means and practice it, just a little bit...

You are human man, not a maya terminator...

Darkware don't take offence I am just discussing with you ;-)

Ok most of the points you made have logic and I agree with some of them. For example I am not going to have any kids either as I am too selfish for that plus the world is too screwed up to bring another poor soul into this big mess.

I am married to the most loving person. She never complains like most girls. She lets me get on with design most of the time. She is so unselfish. I have to fight with her to make here spend money on herself but on the other hand she wants me to spend money on Maya etc all the time.
So yes not all girls are bad. How old are you Darky? Maybe it's a phase (I hope)

I was agreeing with you but you let your machine part down by bringing Christianity into it. Where is the logic in being christian??? Machines don't follow religion.
All religion is man made as a machine you should know that :-)
Anyway.....My point - Machines don't go to eternal heaven ;-)