Meaooooow
 

The time... is in the middle of the night, and I can hear a cat meaowing ouside in my back-alley where I live. It has meaowed for three days in a row (at night only).

Now, what does that cat want? :D

A phlebotomy? Skinning? a one way trip to the local chinese takeaway?
I could sit here all night coming up with suitable demises for noisy cats.. have a very similar problem here too undseth - annoying aint it?

Well, im just bored right now. I actually have a great deal of patience so it ain't that noisy.

Btw, what is phlebotomy? :D

A friend of mine had a funny view on birds, more specificly on their imagined efforts on mating. He said the birds had it easy. They could just sit there on the branch and just shout out; "Come and get it, get it here... or *uck off... (pause) ...I'm here... ...come get me... ...or just go hit a wall...

Translation:
"piip piiiiiip quack quack (pause) QUACK piip pip pip"

heh I'm getting bored and tired :D

Hey we could do that also:D
BUT we would probably be arrested.:beer:

I think the technical meaning is to remove blood as a theraputic treament or somthing, but its usually associated with having ones brain removed. Happy stuff eh? :banana:

shoot it!

you can always use my neighbours shotgun!!!! or just throw a grenade at it.. always works!!! :D

Or a rail gun perhaps?

hehe,, jk!

I have a new kitten of my own, and it's goin for it's first shots this weekend....

Hopefully, that will calm him down a bit:)

or rather shut him up???:D just jk

Actually, you're thinking of a lobotomy as far as removing part of one's brain. Phlebotomy is where they remove or draw blood in disease treatment and testing.

Phlebotomy is like leaching.. The belief that removing ones blood, also removed the sickness in the blood. Hence blooding makes you get better..

Labotomy is a poke in the eye so to speak.. A ice pick looking device was inserted in the eye socket above the eye, piercing the frontal lobe of the brain. It was scrambled a bit, and removed. The frontal lobe handles higher brain fuctions, so people that were violent, or upstarts of revolution and change, could be made dosile.

ChiTao

Ahhhh! thanks for the biology tips guys :) I was mistaking the two

While we're being gruesome, here's another good one...trephining. Back in prehistoric times, when a man was suffering from something, like a bad headache, they would basically chisel into the head removing bone to let "the evil spirits" out. I remember when I was a psychology major, my professor went over this and brought in an example skull....that had been trephined in several different places. Ouch! It ranks right up there with mummification preparations....at least you're dead when that happens. Anyway, here's a BBC article on trephining if anyone's curious.

----eeessh....

Now I really needed THAT visual....



:wow:

yo dood. that cat wants food. or it might want to snuggle. mu hanhnahah ::evil::