I WANT A MONKEY!!!!!!
 

ok, here's the deal... i want a monkey.... i dont know the laws though...

anyone know if you can get a monkey in ontario canada... im not concerned about the price of food and the price of the monkey itself... i just want a monkey

so anyways... any info on the laws of monkey-having would be helpful :D

You get my vote for the most random post of the year;)

lol thanks :D

but seriously... me want monkey!

well, i've searched google through and through but havent come up with anything yet... maybe searching "monkey laws in ontario" and "monkey retailer in ontario" isn't the way to go about it...

Michael Jackson had a monkey, he'd know.

Don't monkeys throw poo?

maybe try going to your local council or something? I would think they would have the specific rules for where you live.
And if your dreams of monkey ownage can't happen you could always make a robot monkey.

...or an EVIL Robot Monkey!

...but then, are there any other kind? hehe...

Why do you think Michael Jackson owned one?

sorry, i had too..

@rage i dont mind gettin some poo thrown at me if i get to say "I GOTS MES A MUNKY!"

and i don't think there are any other than evil robo monkeys :p

@Some Girl (couldn't help it:p) good idea but i'd rather not get off my ass any time soon...

@rhetoric lol, got his e-mail adress?

yes but if I give out his e-mail address he will do yet another facial surgery and it'll be much worse than the current one, so for his sake and so our eyes don't bleed I won't give it out *puts on Billie Jean and moonwalks out of the thread*

lol true enough:p

"Monkeys are vicious!" - The Architect, on monkeys.

:)

God Schmod, I want my monkey man!!

Over here in the UK you can 'adopt' a chimp, but they are kept at a specific sanctuary for you to go and sort out etc. But I dunno about a monkey. Just do a web search Im sure something is out there that will allow it.



just dont overdo the cigarettes.....and no spanking the monkey either!!

Jay

For some reason, that pic is disturbing! :)

Not sure if it is the wierd focus, the monkey's eyes or the pic's coloring, but it is creepy!