Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.
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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you
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Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!
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