Originally posted by Nurb Herder
So I walked up to this hot chic at the bar last night and said, "So, do you live around here often?".
She said, "You know, you're wearing different colored socks."
"I don't wear them by color, I wear them by the feel", I replied.
"How do you feel?", she asks.
I told her,"Y'know how when you lean way back in your chair and you almost fall over but then you catch yourself at the last minute? I feel like that all the time."

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