just to keep this thread alive a tad bit longer.

a guy walks into a bar. immediately seeing a man to his left, he lifts up his arm, sticks out his finger then...bzzzzz.. hahahaha. a shock went off into the guy. since he laughed at him the man stands up. "you got a problem!!". he just ignores him a walks off to the next table. theres a group of guys smoking and playing poker. the guy comes up to a heaver better. lifts his finger and.... bzzzzzzz.... and gives a hard laugh.. hahahaha. immediately startled by the shock he dropped all of his cards.. scattering all over the table. hey you, PUNK!! what the f**ks your problem now they all know what i've got. but ignoring him aswell he walked off to another table some ways away. sticks out his finger and out gave the same bzzzzz sound. then his hard laugh. this went on for several minutes. one dude was watching it all, so he walked up and asked him.
"seriously, what is this shock thing you keep giving everyone. your lucky you didnt get into a bar fight."
but the guys sticks out his finger and buzzes him aswell. then his hard laugh.. hahahaha.
god damn it. would you quit it. i mean what the hell is wrong with you. what the hell are you???
iam an alien!! hahahahha.
yeah sure!!
really iam.
pulling down his pants and revieled that he had no dick.
christ lord. what is this... you have no penis! how do you have sex?? the other guy sticks out his finger again... bzzzz... hahahaha.