I've been googling around for rugs.

Came across this hillarious image for "pillows;" thought I'd share:

https://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Lap...787144706.html

EDIT:

Do you have a preference for a rug? Squareish, rectangular, or round?

EDIT (again):

ROUND-tangular?!

https://www.homevisions.com/lycosimages/231_f.jpg