If we get sucked into <scary music> The Void </scary music>, I am gonna "float" towards the physicists responsible for the LHC and say:

"Thanks for sucking the entire Universe into <scary music> The Void </scary music>!"

Steven Hawking will then float past, and say, "At least we know what happens when we smash two photons together at near lightspeed..."

To which I shall reply, "I think most of the Universe would prefer it if we were not reduced to a soup of wacky particles and dark energy..."


Of course, this would never happen, because Dr. Who and his TARDIS will turn up somewhere and stop it from happening just in time.

So if you're in Cardiff, keep your eyes open for a blue box...