Mac: Hi! I'm a Mac!
PC: And I'm a PC!
PC: Have you seen Uncle Bill's new ads about Microsoft Vista?
Mac: Ya, Academy Award winning stuff it is...
PC: *sniff* You don't have to be so mean...
Mac: Yeah, I mean, PCs don't have Final Cut and all that...
PC: *mutters* Windows Movie Maker...
Mac: Considering that, it's not _that_ bad, I mean, its not "people are fleeing from it bad..."
PC: PLEASE STOP!
Mac: OK...

:p