heh, yeah i was a bit over dramatic :p but on purpose

that would be why v and b get mixed up and same with l and r in the japan accent.
ask a malaysian to say "three trees" and it sounds like they say "tree trees"

to speak like a new zealander speak really fast (apparently new zealanders speak fast.... i think everyone speaks slow :p) and if you want the whole country accent talk in questions? sound like you're asking a question each time you speak? it's really quite annoying?