You mean to tell me, all this time, I could have just poked the paper?????

INCONCEVABLE!

(said in my best Princess Bride "Vecini" character voice)

If I were to derive from what we know about paper, CLEARLY paper always covers rock, so therefore, I would NOT be able to choose the pen in front of ME as my means of escaping the paper bag.

But as we all know from childhood, the pen has ALWAYS been mightier than the sword, so being without a sword, OBVIOUSLY, this proves the weakness of my pen, and therefore I would not choose the pen in front of YOU as my means of escaping the paper bag.

<Ultra says: "You truly have a dizzying intelect."

WAIT TILL I GET STARTED!!


hehe....