Thread: Should I sue?
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# 12 06-11-2003 , 08:08 PM
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Break another toothpick into splinters, and claim that one of these new splinters was the culprit. Be sure to carefully wipe one end of it on the inside of your mouth so it has traces of saliva and skin cells on the end. You never know what kind of forensic experts the defence will have.