Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between " Potentially" and "In reality"?
Dad: I will show you.
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars ?
Wife: Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity !
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow ! Yes !! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars ?
Elder Son: Yeah, Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, "Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars ; but In reality" we are living with 2 sluts and 1 fag !!