Haha, you got me there I'll blame it on English not being my mother tongue and the blond hair I've had this difference explained to me before though very sorry for offending your trade, cabinet makers are definitely the fine artists I do know that. So it's alright to be a prima donna in this case.

Strange with the pictures disappearing, try either just attaching them through our system or add a link to your main site.

UV's are sort of their own small nightmare. Try to get good with 3D procedural textures as well, you'll need a bit of both but it can save you a lot of time on UV layout and high-res bitmaps for architectural materials.

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