2 hobbits walk into a bar. they pick up a local hooker and take her to a room in the hotel. one takes her in and the other waits outside. while waiting he hears... "I cant Do It... I cant DO It...."

The next morning theyre siting at the bar talking about the hooker last night and the one hobbit turns to the other and says. so, i was sitting outside the room last night and i heard you in there with the hooker. the other hobbit replies..'yeah i couldnt do it..' 'man trouble?' his buddy says. 'No' the hobbit replies. 'I couldnt get on the bed'.