lol, thats good, but only if you hav unlimited...

I have one!

YOu make six spheres, one for each arm, leg, and head, and a large one for the body. Then you pin conatrain them all to the body. Then you select all of the spheres and make a gravity field with default settings and a drag field with 2.5 value. Create a plane underneath and make it a passive rigid body. Now you can create objects, make them passive rigid bodies, and keyframe them to hit the little guy. Great stress reliever!

Cheers,
,Matt