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# 38 14-06-2006 , 08:08 PM
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and another one :

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the husband behind the wheel.

The wife suddenly looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing, but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you are."

Again the husband stays quiet, but speeds up as his anger increases.

"I want the house," she insists, pressing her luck.

Again the husband speeds up to eighty mph.

She says, "I want the car, too," but he just drives faster and faster.

By now he's up to ninety mph. "All right," she says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes her a bit nervous, so she says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," she says, "So what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the husband smiles and says,...

"The airbag."


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