Top 10 things you never say to a cop...
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
8. I pay your salary!
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
1. I can't reach my license, could you please hold my beer.
Professor of Digital Arts
Digital Media Arts College
Boca Raton, Florida