Introduction to Maya - Rendering in Arnold
This course will look at the fundamentals of rendering in Arnold. We'll go through the different light types available, cameras, shaders, Arnold's render settings and finally how to split an image into render passes (AOV's), before we then reassemble it i
# 1 14-12-2006 , 09:52 PM
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Okay, the title was a throw-off... but it's still not Pr0N =)

Should this be allowed? My god, what is this world coming to?

CLICK ME

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Yes, the recent rash of Pr0N postings has been somewhat of a nuisance. It has also kept our inboxes full with reported posts. But before you report this one, you might want to check the link first, have a good laugh, then get back to Maya.

We here at SM do what we can to keep the sanity to a rational level. The rest of the time we're watching those things.

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# 2 14-12-2006 , 11:12 PM
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that is by far the most horrifying thing I've ever seen

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# 3 14-12-2006 , 11:43 PM
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OMG,
this is horrible!

kill however did that!user added image










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# 4 15-12-2006 , 12:06 AM
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The dog was licking *****! :p





I had to say it user added image


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# 5 15-12-2006 , 02:21 AM
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if a dog licking ***** is not porn, what is user added image let me guess, a puppy and a kitten playing togeher; i dont open links anymore but this is intriging, not intriging enough to open it but...?? user added image

whats with the porn slant on SM the last few months i wonder, sigh of the times??

I saw on TV last night/night before that all the sales techniques surrounding woman has taken a sort of toll on men's mentaliy at last (after 50 years of sexual sales technique).., in that porn is becoming socially excepted and that 70% of young men in the states would prefer solitay sex (read what you will) with a good porn movie than to have sex with their long time girl friends..?? sound familier lads??


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# 6 15-12-2006 , 04:22 AM
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idk mirek, i wouldnt call that true

i hate to admit it, but i do look at Pron at this point in my life, but once i get a girlfriend i am definately gonna stop, lol... of course i say this now, lol.... lets see how i feel when i get that girlfriend user added image

but,

i would definately prefer the real thing as opposed to pron, although i have never had the real thing user added image lol

anyway,
mirek, your posts always get me thinking, lol

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# 7 15-12-2006 , 05:42 AM
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lol, so do I, not ashamed to say, its the fantasy that sex equates with emotional forfillment; i think i spend too much time on the computer to meet anyone in person?? I dont really know, at my age hotels are not really an option, not for me and all the girls at uni think i'm old enough to be their father user added image

its as much a matter of health than anything, but porn itself?? Dont know? its the industry i dont like, a lot of girls are either troubled or vulnerable (eg, drug addiction, homeless) or are a part of the global sex slave trade.

go on mate, get up from that computer and find a girl, user added image


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# 8 15-12-2006 , 06:47 AM
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Holy crap dudes! I just thought it was a funny video! LOL!

mirek03: It's safe to open. Check the title under my name.

Yes, with the rash of recent Pr0N postings lately, I thought it would be a nice gesture to show everyone that we here at Simply Maya will ususally make fun of everything. Those people (or person) who keep posting those links think they're ruining our happy family when in fact they give us inspiration to make fun of them.

So click it, enjoy it, then flame me for wasting 36 seconds of your time. user added image

P.S.:
Let's at least keep our posts clean.


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# 9 15-12-2006 , 08:01 AM
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dave, didn't even look at the name user added image sorry about that. what you said is very true and the sentament well placed. i cant figue how anyone would feel happy about attracting so much darkness to their life ??

a sense of humour IS important and i'm going out to find where i lost mine now user added image

cheers and thanks for the reality check.


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# 10 15-12-2006 , 09:15 AM
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ahaha Dave what a laugh... how did you get across this video in the first place though? lol

# 11 15-12-2006 , 05:31 PM
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Yeah, I'm the MOD that isn't very visible except when I need to be. Occasionally I will stop through and let my presence be known. Other times, I just do what needs doing and you never knew I was there. user added image

These spammers are a normal occurance every so often. We've had them before, and when this guy is gone there will be more after him. Some people just have no clue, no morals, and are just general time wasters. Hell, I'm even willing to bet he isn't even being paid for those links. Just some poor SOB with nothing better to do with his time (or hers, for that matter).

It's all a matter of time before the internet police catch up with him. Anyone can be traced.


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# 12 15-12-2006 , 08:27 PM
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Sick Sick Sick...

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# 13 16-12-2006 , 05:08 AM
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is is spelt porn or pron?


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i believe it is the first one ... user added image

# 15 16-12-2006 , 11:47 AM
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Some Guy & marlonjohn: Get with the leet speak, man!

Pr0N = Porn
l337 = Leet
5P34K = Speak

637 w17 7h3 l337 5P34k, m4n!

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