Introduction to Maya - Modeling Fundamentals Vol 2
This course will look in the fundamentals of modeling in Maya with an emphasis on creating good topology. It's aimed at people that have some modeling experience in Maya but are having trouble with complex objects.
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# 1 13-10-2003 , 12:38 PM
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Murphy walks into a bar

Murphy walks in to a bar after a stress full day at work.

He meets up with his mate billy and says "damn its been a hell of a day, I really need some kind of stress release tool"

Billy says "why dont you try a religion, maybe look at the muslim way of life"

Murphy replies "nah not for me mate, they always seem to blow everything out of proportion"

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# 2 13-10-2003 , 12:40 PM
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i want your job when im older kev just searchin the net for funny things to amuse your deciples
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# 3 13-10-2003 , 12:41 PM
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Nope that one came from me own brain user added image
 
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# 4 13-10-2003 , 12:43 PM
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OMG HAHA user added image smart man kev,smart man
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# 5 13-10-2003 , 12:47 PM
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Mwa ha haaa hahahaaaa
Take a glance at my <a href="https://forums.simplymaya.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9428"><b>Porsche 959</b></a> WIP
 
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# 6 13-10-2003 , 07:20 PM
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Fish.
 
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# 7 13-10-2003 , 07:28 PM
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uhh...am I the only stupid one who didnt get both jokes so far?? user added image

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# 8 13-10-2003 , 07:57 PM
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LOL your kidding right emo? user added image
 
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# 9 13-10-2003 , 08:36 PM
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartenders gives her one.
 
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# 10 13-10-2003 , 08:59 PM
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LOL your kidding right emo? user added image

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it makes no sence... user added image user added image


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# 11 13-10-2003 , 10:02 PM
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heheheh Ill keep ya guessing for a bit user added image
 
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# 12 14-10-2003 , 12:10 AM
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...and that is how I saved the world.
 
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# 13 14-10-2003 , 02:28 AM
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# 14 14-10-2003 , 02:48 AM
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heh heh, I asked a co-worker the surrealist joke, and he answered "C."

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I quite like my joke, Ive yet to tell it to someone who laughs.
 
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