how this for a story?
shot of baby elephant wandering about and generallyt being cute and harmless, like in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0tWZqcedMA
a tiny mouse then scuttles along right in front of another elephant, the elephant sees the mouse and is terrified, the baby elephant then suddenly sees red, charging at the mouse
mouse sees elephant and runs away
in chase mouse runs through boxes in the middle of the savanna, mocking starsky and hutch
baby elephant pulls gun, fires few shots
mouse doges bullets (with matrix effect, as here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCl1csERsMc
mouse whistles and about 50 mice come our of no where and open fire on elephant, somehow elephant doesnt get hit at all (mocking most action movies) and elephant fires only 2 shots and all mice die.
thats as far as ive got so far, i need to watch some chase scenes on youtube....