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Old 14-10-2003, 08:42 AM   #16
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Old 14-10-2003, 08:47 AM   #17
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What the hell is an entendre?

Hey, how do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you in a little while.
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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retreiver.
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Old 14-10-2003, 01:33 PM   #19
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2 blonds walk into a bar.... you woulda thought one of them would've noticed.
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What do you call 10 blondes stuffed into a volkswagon?
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that's great!!!
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2 hobbits walk into a bar. they pick up a local hooker and take her to a room in the hotel. one takes her in and the other waits outside. while waiting he hears... "I cant Do It... I cant DO It...."

The next morning theyre siting at the bar talking about the hooker last night and the one hobbit turns to the other and says. so, i was sitting outside the room last night and i heard you in there with the hooker. the other hobbit replies..'yeah i couldnt do it..' 'man trouble?' his buddy says. 'No' the hobbit replies. 'I couldnt get on the bed'.
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*shakes head*

...geek humor...

lol just kidding
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