2 hobbits walk into a bar. they pick up a local hooker and take her to a room in the hotel. one takes her in and the other waits outside. while waiting he hears... "I cant Do It... I cant DO It...."
The next morning theyre siting at the bar talking about the hooker last night and the one hobbit turns to the other and says. so, i was sitting outside the room last night and i heard you in there with the hooker. the other hobbit replies..'yeah i couldnt do it..' 'man trouble?' his buddy says. 'No' the hobbit replies. 'I couldnt get on the bed'.
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
--TOOL, 10,000 Days---