Say the weirdest thing you cant think of..

[rsjrv99]

ok. Just do as the title says.

--->Anal Cords<---

Dont know where i thought that up from:confused: :bgreen:

[vladimirjp]

"i'm actually replying to this...."

[dave_baer]

Fish Nipples.

[CyberAL]

supercalifragilisticexpealadcious (probably spelled wrong)

[caligraphics]

Rat eggs.

[Kevin]

Anal Cords?

LOL you have been watching to many ermmmm movies mate
:D

[iron_tick]

Succulent Tasty Sperm Receptacle

[twisteddragon33]

topography skittles of doom.

[doodle]

zombie marshmellows

[Pony]

Nipples for men.

[R-Tillery]

Donky Butter

[Pony]

bhhahaaaaa

[twisteddragon33]

konichiwa goobye

[ragecgi]

CACA PEEPEE!!

(from bruce almighty:)

[Pony]

Poo Doo and uwy Mooy..

[vladimirjp]

" *!~` @#$%^$&*()!)@ "




:D

[CyberAL]

Ninja turtles poop green anchovies.

[-<{ JB }>-]

Betty Botta bought a bit'a butter, but the bit'a butter Betty Botta bought was bitter, so Betty Botta bought a better bit'a butter.

[iron_tick]

Milk Milk Lemonade, around the corner fudge is made

[doodle]

Fudge Spray

[rsjrv99]

Shmigglemiketuton

(Smi-gle-mick-tooton)

[adldesigner]

Ostriches are cool birds.

[dragonfx]

non-euclidean differential deoxyribonucleases (of doom) will help on the wachowsky´s neperian transformation (of doom) in ways that we wont describe here because they are outside the boundarys of the scope of this course...


(now you know how i feel about dynamic differential systems:) )

[The Hogfather]

I'n reply to JB it's:
Betty Botter baught some butter but she said this butter's bitter. If i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter, but a bit of better butter will not make my batter bitter...........errrr........shit i forgot the rest but hay!

[rsjrv99]

Goopalagoopagoop

goop-a-la-goop-a-goop

some of you know where this is from...Kevin, maybe?;) :bgreen:

[Shadeblade]

Moose's Cheese

[doodle]

Shpadoinkle

[Shadeblade]

Schnitzel

[G-Man]

Sideways Twisted Anal ORgasm

[Shadeblade]

Mcdonalds initials spell:


M-ost
C-hildren
D-on't
O-ften
N-eed
A
L-ousy
D-iet
S-ystem

[kbrown]

Alias Maya... mwahahahah :p

[alienscience]

Your mom just pooped in my pants...................twice.

[darijo203]

Breastsless swan:confused:

[deesine]

Canon-headed beard thong

[Shadeblade]

Amanda Huggankis
Eddy U. K. Shunall
Chris P. Bacon
Master Bayt
Seymour Buttes
Stan K. Oder
Stu Pidd
Anita Bath
Lou Zar
Royal Payne
:D

[alienscience]

LOL, you forgot

Mike Rotch

[Shadeblade]

Mike Hunt
Mike Hawk
:D

[alienscience]

Oh, and theres always the original.

Mike Ucci

[Shadeblade]

Harry Butte

[Total Rookie]

The first season of the Simpsons...

[G-Man]

sofa kingdom

Each It And I

Either of those Work for ya?
Legend

[Shadeblade]

Old baby born naked mole rat

[Jay]

Frooble Knocker

_J

[alienscience]

A none homosexual democrat party leader.

[Total Rookie]

Denzel Crocker
Blonda
Mommy Cosmo
Mark Chang's wife
Vicky

All from Fairly Oddparents:D:).

[G-Man]

Military Intelligence

[Shadeblade]

Mimply Saya

[Total Rookie]

Ugly girls that use a lot of makeup...:eek:

[MattTheMan]

The statue of Liberty being run over... by a tricicle

[Shadeblade]

Ugly make-up that uses a lot of girls...:eek:

[samurai jack]

this thread.:D

[MattTheMan]

quantum dynamics of the stuff in my left toe

:confused:

[Shadeblade]

Badeshlade

[doodle]

"free-will" church. (oxymoron alert!)

[Shadeblade]

Always be yourself.....









Unless you suck..

[MattTheMan]

Cow Fingerprints

[Shadeblade]

Apple Urine in a carton.... That's all it is..

[samurai jack]

a dancing mummy

[Shadeblade]

[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][0][-][=]
[q][w][e][r][t][y][u][i][o][p][[][]][\]
[a][s][d][f][g][h][j][k][l][;]['][enter]
[z][x][c][v][b][n][m][,][.][/][shift]
[ctrl ][alt][\][____][insert][alt]

Man!! That was boring!

[Total Rookie]

Lolat Koorie

[Shadeblade]

Total Dookie

Shademaid

[Shadeblade]

Knock-Knock! + Who's there? - SimplyMaya + SimplyMaya who? - SimplyMaya at your door!

= My right nostril.

[Total Rookie]

Shadelady
Vedic Queens
MatttheWoman
Samurai Jackass
Gaylienscience
Impure_Morning
BMS-->GLS
mtmckinky
NextLesbign
Rubby
VIM-->Invader ZIM
mc-voyeury
dobyfreak
TheGaylement
Pancakeriste
Metallicfat666
Mayageek3
Dae-->Blarghe
sl1ck135
Sp@mSiD
ShameH
Farguangelescu
Poland1842
Blues_Gay
Sloxic Spunny
Junky Funnies
errethakbe-->lefetichakbe
NOTE: I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE:beer:!!!!

[Shadeblade]

Lol, this cracked me up.

[Shadeblade]

Oops, forgot image!

[Total Rookie]

This one's *******************************...

[Shadeblade]

What the?! Man...That's twisted and wrong..

[Total Rookie]

...:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Shadeblade]

That one is so Photoshop. I saw that exact same picture, except that there was no shark. :D

[Total Rookie]

:eeek2: :eek:

[Total Rookie]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :eek3: :eeek2: :mg: :eek:

[samurai jack]

no one can keep up with you guys................:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[MattTheMan]

Hahahahahah :lmao: Hahahahahah :lmao:
Hahahahahah :lmao:
Hahahahahah :lmao:
Hahahahahah :lmao:
Thats Funny

Cheers, :beer:
,Matt :alien:

[Shadeblade]

An Essay I call: Pathetic Cereal
Nesquik

*Sigh*.. Nesquik really disgusts me. I'll tell you why.
First of all, their mascot, or whatever they call him, is a rabbit. A brown rabbit.
Second, the cereal is shaped like little lumpy brown balls.
Third, we ALL know what rabbit poop looks like.

My point being, they shouldn't put a rabbit, brown balls, and brown milk on the front of the box. The least they could do is make the animal a chocolate chicken, or something that doesn't defecate "Little Lumpy Brown Balls".
People may as well just go to a farm with bowls and spoon in a cow field to look for fresh pat and flavour it with chocolate powder and put it into into containers and call it "Mrs. Jones' Fresh Brand Crap".
Message to our valued customers:> Our cows work hard to produce the best flavoured food that you, our valued customers, purchase. With the help of our dedicated livestock, we may provide for you a taste like no other; a taste of divine-bovine-behind-leavebehind. Thanks for buying our products, and we hope to once again please you with Mrs. Jones Fresh Brand Bovine Crap

Come on people... You know it's all true. All you critics out there, be with me...

Cap'n Crunch
Now, about Cap'n Crunch..

Who the heck made him captain? What kind of loser would jump on a boat and hope to have a captain named "Cap'n Crunch?" What's he going to do? Sail over a sea of 2% milk and say he was attacked by "The greatest terror of the sea; a bloated milk-soaked marshmallow"? Have you ever heard one of the earlier slogans for it? "Stays crunchy! Even in milk!" My God! They make it sound stale and mouldy!


Lucky Charms
Their mascot is a green leprechaun... Need I say more?

Trix
Wow! This one I can find nothing wrong with. Yes, this cereal has a rabbit as a mascot, but at least his cereal isn't shaped like his own refuse!


Count Chocula
My god.. How cheesy...



Well people. Today you have seen Shadeblade in a very critic-like mood. Enjoy the difference while you can.:p

[Nurb Herder]

So I walked up to this hot chic at the bar last night and said, "So, do you live around here often?".
She said, "You know, you're wearing different colored socks."
"I don't wear them by color, I wear them by the feel", I replied.
"How do you feel?", she asks.
I told her,"Y'know how when you lean way back in your chair and you almost fall over but then you catch yourself at the last minute? I feel like that all the time."

[alienscience]

Originally posted by Nurb Herder
So I walked up to this hot chic at the bar last night and said, "So, do you live around here often?".
She said, "You know, you're wearing different colored socks."
"I don't wear them by color, I wear them by the feel", I replied.
"How do you feel?", she asks.
I told her,"Y'know how when you lean way back in your chair and you almost fall over but then you catch yourself at the last minute? I feel like that all the time."

Originally posted by Total Rookie
Shadelady
Vedic Queens
MatttheWoman
Samurai Jackass
Gaylienscience
Impure_Morning
BMS-->GLS
mtmckinky
NextLesbign
Rubby
VIM-->Invader ZIM
mc-voyeury
dobyfreak
TheGaylement
Pancakeriste
Metallicfat666
Mayageek3
Dae-->Blarghe
sl1ck135
Sp@mSiD
ShameH
Farguangelescu
Poland1842
Blues_Gay
Sloxic Spunny
Junky Funnies
errethakbe-->lefetichakbe
NOTE: I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE:beer:!!!!


:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:De ar god, you guys are fu**ing hillarious. I especially like "Gaylienscience". Makes me feel............important. I cant even begin to compete with the comical geniuses TotalRookie,
shadeblade, or mister nurb herder. But heres a stupid pic anyways.

EDIT: I am putting this up so I can reach it at school.

The Renaissance
World History II ADV.
Koetrge B4

-Ryan Schultz

.

The renaissance was a “cultural rebirth” that started in the mid-1300s and lasted until about 1600. During this era numerous philosophers, writers, artists, and musicians came to the lime light and produced what would become history. One of these was Michelangelo Buonarroti, who painted and sculpted many famous works such as the Pieta and the roof of the Sistine chapel of Rome. There was also Leonardo Da Vinci, who not only was a revolutionary painter but also excelled in many other fields. But, the renaissance was not only for the artistic revolution, but also for the mechanical minds as well. Many inventors flourished in this time period coming up with many helpful and innovative technological advances. One of which was Johannes Gutenberg, who invented a movable type printing press that reformed how books were created. So, as you can see, the renaissance was a significant time in our world’s history.

The famous Michelangelo Buonarroti, simply known as Michelangelo, was perhaps one of the time’s most prolific sculptors. Now world renown, Michelangelo was a religion influenced artist that focused on realism and pinpoint detail. His attention to detail is highly noticeable in his “David of Florence”. Which was a sculpture of David, the young man who fought the giant of biblical times, Goliath. But Michelangelo’s most notorious work would have to be the ceiling of the Sistine chapel of Rome, it stretched for 41 meters by 14 meters (that’s almost 5,000 square feet of paint) and it took him a little over 4 years to complete. Obviously, Michelangelo was a very busy person.

There was also another prodigy that seemed light years ahead of his time and the current outlook on life. His name was Leonardo Da Vinci, and he was magnificent at many trades, some of which included botany, anatomy, music, architecture and many more. His famous pieces include The Mona Lisa and The Last Supper, both unearthly masterpieces that will never be forgotten. But, in the publics’ eye, Da Vinci was not always seen as…“perfect”.

Da Vinci’s interest in the human body (anatomy) and how it works often left him curious and without any specimens to study. So, at night he would sneak into graveyards and dig up recently deceased specimens to take back to his house to examine. This eventually left him in the courts for necromancy, which is attempting to raise the dead. Basically Da Vinci was a sane man, or at least as sane as a genius can get.

And lastly, there is Gutenberg, a man who created a printing instrument very similar to a wine press, which is where Gutenberg most likely got his idea, seeing as how he worked on a vineyard for quite a while. His first model was a crude imitation that used a wooden frame to house the movable type letters (his first prototype was created using wooden letters) while a large piston like rod pushed the wet letters onto the paper creating a print type effect.

This method completely changed the world of printing. Books that were at once hand written and took a life time to create could be replicated in a matter of days. But, at first Gutenberg was not credited with his design or invention. He was (not yet to be proven) betrayed by his sponsor and accused of plagiarism and was sued for everything he owned, including the printing press. To Gutenberg, this may have only been a small dent though, compared to how he affected and paved the roads for the world to explore new realms of media.

Ultimately, the renaissance was not only a change of mind but also a step forward in self expression and one that did not come effortless. Countless hours of toil that went long into the night conducted by some of the world’s most significant talent helped this era become one of the most memorable times of our world’s history. Without it, I highly doubt that we would be as open to talk about our opinions and self expression as we are now.

[Nurb Herder]

Brainfarts give me indegestion
projectile vomiting and chronic glee
and so I must spew my confession
the previous funny was not authored at all by me

Forgery, fraud, and intel theft
all come so naturally
copy, paste, right and left
dot the i and cross the t

A funny here, a funny there
I find a funny everywhen
See it here, paste it there
time and time again

I just can't stop
I'm on a roll
fleeing from from an e-net cop
persistant fella with a heartfelt goal

If he catches up to me
I'll never see the light of day
lock me up and lose the key
behind the bars is where I'll stay

So heed this warning, lest you be next
Reference the source with a footnote
or you'll be charged, in New Times Roman italic text
with felonious plaigerism with intent to quote

[MattTheMan]

thats funny

[alienscience]

I needed to put this up for school. Just forget about it.

[Shadeblade]

Originally posted by Nurb Herder
So I walked up to this hot chic at the bar last night and said, "So, do you live around here often?".
She said, "You know, you're wearing different colored socks."
"I don't wear them by color, I wear them by the feel", I replied.
"How do you feel?", she asks.
I told her,"Y'know how when you lean way back in your chair and you almost fall over but then you catch yourself at the last minute? I feel like that all the time."

I don't get it :( Please explain?

[Nurb Herder]

You don't get it? Hmm, I didn't imagine that there would be anyone who didn't get it. I really don't know how to describe this joke any better so that it might make sense to you.

The best I can do is describe to you why I find comedy in this particular peice. I suppose that first and foremost I'm impressed by the author's sense of abstract thought or his ability to "think outside the box". He's done so on such a massive level that I can't help but feel overwhelmed by his intelligence and this in itself brings a smile to my face for reasons quite unknown to me.

As I said in a previous post, I'm not the author of this joke. I can't even remember where I first heard it, but I've always thought it was quite funny. I suppose this is just an example of the varying differences in sense of humor from one person to the next. *shrug*

[Shadeblade]

I think of myself as having a good sense of humor. It's just that I'm usually the last one laughing. But just for the record, I'll laugh at myself until I get it :D 1..2..3.. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Ataraxy]

Originally posted by Shadeblade
I don't get it :( Please explain?




the way i see it is how he feels when approaching or maybe talking to a chick.


Right when you break that balance barrier and start to feel that your falling back then that sharp sense of "oh shit" hits you and kicks in your adrenaline and you recover. or maybe he feels that way because she didn't listen to his ice breaker.

[Matt1234]

more importantly,

What would you do if...

you woke up every morning to find a czechoslovakian gypsy on the end of you bed and you told them to go away and they just did but every morning there was a new one.

Thanks

[Nurb Herder]

Originally posted by Matt1234
more importantly,

What would you do if...

you woke up every morning to find a czechoslovakian gypsy on the end of you bed and you told them to go away and they just did but every morning there was a new one.

Thanks


I once had a similar experience... but, it wasn't anything like that.

[alienscience]

Nurb, you live in VA. Wherabouts exactly?

[Nurb Herder]

Just outside the city of Danville in south-central Virginia, right on the border of North Carolina. How about yourself?

[Ataraxy]

i live halfway around the middle of the top part right below the very top and not too far down from the bottom of the middle part. if you pass a crashed ufo you've gone too far