Murphy walks into a bar
 

Murphy walks in to a bar after a stress full day at work.

He meets up with his mate billy and says "damn its been a hell of a day, I really need some kind of stress release tool"

Billy says "why dont you try a religion, maybe look at the muslim way of life"

Murphy replies "nah not for me mate, they always seem to blow everything out of proportion"

:D

HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG :D :D
i want your job when im older kev just searchin the net for funny things to amuse your deciples

Nope that one came from me own brain :D

OMG HAHA :P smart man kev,smart man

Mwa ha haaa hahahaaaa

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Fish.

uhh...am I the only stupid one who didnt get both jokes so far?? :confused:

-Emo

LOL your kidding right emo? :D

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartenders gives her one.

I'm dead seriuos..:D

it makes no sence... :banghead: :confused:


-Emo

heheheh Ill keep ya guessing for a bit :)

hehe

ugh... I give up..somebody tell me :D

-Emo

heh heh, I asked a co-worker the surrealist joke, and he answered "C."

I think he gets it. :)

I quite like my joke, Ive yet to tell it to someone who laughs.