Top 10 things you never say to a cop...
 

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

8. I pay your salary!

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

1. I can't reach my license, could you please hold my beer.

Rofl, and I bet you used all these phrases in real life. :D

11. I'm sorry officer. I had to rush home before running out of fuel :)

12. *Put your finger to his lips before he has a chance to speak* "Shhhh... let's just enjoy the moment."

;)

roflmao..............................

"Sorry ociffer, can you take me drunk I'm home". That one makes me laugh every time. :)

Haha. Very funny man.

I hate these jokes because they always remind me of my ex girlfriend who never got a single ticket but was arrested at least 20 times by the cops.

She just smiled and took an inocent look, a bit like the cat in Shrek 2... Life is not fare!

Of course, the fact that she was awesome looking with big OO must have played for something... :-S

"get back in your pig sty"

Giving the 'innocent' look and looking hot, she never got tickets but always got arrested? Makes you wonder where she went with the cops then, huh? :confused:

when the cop pulls you over and says "Sir, your eyes lookd red, have you been drinking" never respond with "officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts!"

Sir, why were you speeding?

Well my wife left me for a police man last week and I thought you were bringing her back.

LOL mike

13. How can you tell i'v been drinking officer?

--There's a fat ugly bird in the back Sir...

Must be some of that Brit humor. :confused: