Monkys telling jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOmb7l38KBs

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.


The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Omg not another blond joke!
 

I don't know if this has been told yet,

Three blondes decide to rob a bank. They get in, grab the money and run away. Some security guards start chasing them and they hide in the nearest shop . in the shop there are three bags. One full of dogs, one full of cats and one full of potatoes.
They hide in one each. The guard walks in and sees the containers.
He pokes the first one and the blonde says "Bark, bark, bark".
Then he pokes the second one and the blonde says "Meow, Meow, Meow". He pokes the last one and the blonde says"Potatoe, Potatoe, Potatoe"