DOG PISS!!!!!!!
 

My dog just took a big yellow piss on my computer when I was away. Damnit. I had it in the floor fixin it, and I left the case off and my dog pissed in it. That bastard. Im gonna kill him. He actually pissed in the computer. Mother f*cker. I hope its not messed up. I like dogs, but mine is about to have his head chopped off.

hehehehehe <<-- cant stop laughing..

hahaha same here!!!

So is that what your dog thinks of your PC? :D

-Emo

shut up.........its not funny....If anyone makes fun of me for this I will gladly take a plane to the city you live in......look you up in the phone book....take a cab to your house.....break in.......AND TAKE A CRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LIVING ROOM......AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emo - I guess so.

Take a cab to my house! However it will take you a while to get here, as it's another country so I regret I will have died laughing by then!

LOL

I take it he didn't fry it? Good job it wasn't plugged in!

/me rolls around

Actually, it was on....Good thing he only hit the bottom of the case. I was finished working on it....and I turned it on and went to the bathroom while it was booting up. When I was in the bathroom, my dog pissed in it. It makes me mad....very mad.

sorry to laugh but this is quite amusing... :D

if you know that your dog pisses everywhere, why did you leave your pC on the floor?

-Emo

hahahahahaha :D is the computer big and red or something?

Emo - He never had a problem before.


Hal - Uhhhhh, Its big and blue:):):):)

Good luck finding me in the phone book, my #'s private :D

Well, as long as you dont say anything wrong, I wont have to.:)

Are you serious? Is you PC ok? Most importantly- Does it stink? Atleast the dog did not get electric shock on his knob :-)

yes im serious......Yes it is ok.......No, I cleaned it up.....and no he didnt get shocked but i wish he had of.

Hehe... oops, I laughed... This reminds me of my friend's cat who went to sleep in the tower case of his PC (was open on the floor and turned on). Warm and comfy place to sleep until the cat's fur jammed all the fans and the CPU fried out :D. For a second the cat was the fastest one in the world as my friend was chasing it all over the house :D

Hehe....My dog sure isnt fast. Its a pug. Wanna see a pic of him?

Well, here one is anyways. Im gonna kill that fat f*cker.

LMAO!
Cute little pug too. :D

hmmn. maybe its not entirely all his fault?

DrKnows PC---->

looking back at that image.... I am quite jealous of how well endowed that dog is. :(

Adl - Yea, Hes funny looking. Looks like he ran into a wall.

HMan - Whered you get a picture of my pc, LOL.

ya ..i have seen that look befour his going to do it again can see it in his eyes ....slap him .:D

I know my dog (one of those tiny hot dog weener dogs) did something bad when i come home and he's sitting in a corner with his paws over his eyes. oooooooh, then i'm pissed. :banghead:

lol as a side note, at first when I saw this thead, I thought you were trying to create Dog piss in Maya!! :D

-Emo

Well, to answer that, one could simply use Blobby SW particles with a low threshold and......

whooops... I thought you were serious... hehe...

killerbee - I gave him a good slap for ya:)

Hal - Hehe......gotta love them weenie dogs

emo - no, but good idea.

rage - haha, the effects mod wants to show his stuff, lol

pool cpu....the cat is murder.
Take it to water!

Hehe, I didnt understand you but its funny as hell :)

my friend said your dog is very cute.......

gosh, when i work on mine, i lay it down on its side, CPU down. So when I was imagining the dog pissing in your comp, im seeing the piss hitting the HDD, and flowing onto your CPU. Glad to hear thats no the case.

I say put a fan in the side of your case, with no fan grill like mine. mabey put some peanut butter on the center of it. Get the guy to lick it, get his tounge wacked. He'll never go near your comp again.

Ok so dont do that, but it was funny reading ehh?

adl´s dog already wimpering ..

Hehehe..................Thats a good idea. Ill tell ya how it goes tommorow ;)

Muhahaha, sorry for laughing it just so funny.... Something my Dog (Bowen a Pekinese) would do if i pissed him off. Are you sure you took him for regular walks and paid attention to him.... =) They can get a bit revengeful if you dont=)

Man i think that would make a great short for an animation project....

Well at least he or your PC didn't get hurt.....

Again sorry for laughing i just have a animation going on in my head...

Dirty
 

I Think you must live in a bit of a sess pit so im afraid if you come anywhere near my house or even my quaint little village i shall have to open a can on you and then proceed to rip of your head and shit down it!!!!

Hope theres no hard feelings you unhygenic freak!!!

Regards
Fighting Rossland

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Rossland, take it easy...of course he wasn't serious :rolleyes:

-Emo

Emo,

Rossland is just goofing around. He's a friend of Kevin.

hehe, in that case ok... I was just making sure nothing serious started out of this... (remember Kevin's post about anger managment? :p )

-Emo

That wasnt very nice of you rossy.

We better start seeing some smileys. ;)

:D