I hate to admit it, but I kinda feel exactly like this guy:

https://www.beetlegeiss.com/rants.asp?rantsnatch=530

I also had a lady sales person phone me today thanking me for supporting sick children and to confirm the address where she could send the bill... I told her to listen very carefully as I had a sore throat and couldnt speak loud....

then screamed very loud )))))

I think she liked it