Didn't get the update I promised last night, so tonight I'm back with a vengence! 
Just bought a bottle (70cl) of scotch whiskey (Ballentine's), and I don't plan on leaving my computer for the rest of the evening, execpt for toilet breaks and getting ice, so if I'm sober enough, I should be able to post an update in a few hours
Liter is French for 'Gimme some ****ing cola before I break vous ****ing lips!"