there were 2 brothers who always got in trouble, never did there homework and always late for school and goofoffs.
so the teacher decided for them to go to the local baptist church.

soon they were both sitting in church waiting there for father John.

when he finally came he said. "i would like to speak with the older brother first. will he rise?".
one of them stood up. father told him to come and sit next to him. when he did father asked.

"son do you know where god is"? the little boy froze but said nothing.
again he asked "son do you know where god is"?. the little boy freaked out but still remained in his chair.
again he asked. " for heavens sake my son, do you know where God is."
the boy chould take it any longer. he got of his chair ran past his friend, out of the church, through the
park all the way home. his brother went after him. when they got home, the older one, still running, went upstairs
to his room and went under his bed. the younger one still went after him.

"why did you run away"?? the younger said.

"God is hiding and the father thinks we have him".