MAT THEMAN thats a good 1

heres 1 soz bout the wording of it

A man walks into a bar ................. OUCH!!
(i couldnt resist)

A man walks into a bar with a peach for a head
the bar tender asks him y he hasa peach for a head
the man explains....
'well i found this lamp and i rubbed it an a genie came out and said
i can grant u 3 wishes but be warned they often go wrong

the man goes OK and wishes for a porsche and the wish comes true
he then wishes for a million pounds and the wish comes true
finally he says "i wish to have a peach as a head"
..and it came true

second joke

another man finds a genie and says what eva u wish for ur wife will get doube the says ok

1) i wish for a new house - he gets it an his wife gets 2
2) i wish for a ferrari - he gets its and his wife gets 2
3) i wish to beaten half to death