A chimp walks into a bar and aske the barman for a pint of lager, the barman looks starled by the talking chimp, but thinks hey what the heck i'll serve him and pulls the chimp a pint of lager.

He hands the pint to the chimp and says £5.50 please, the chimp hands over the money. The bramans curiosity gets the better of him and hes has to find out how the chimp can talk so he says "You know we dont get that many talksing chimps in here.."

The chimp looks at the barman startled and replys "At £5.50 a pint i'm not bloody suprised!"