Ha ha - Good one gster123.

Ok, don't know if this one has already been posted.

A man walks into a bar and puts down a small bag. He says to the barman, 'If I show you something amazing will you give me a pint?' The barman says 'sure', so the man pulls out of the bag a small piano, stool and a 12 inch man wearing a top hat who promptly sits down and plays a few bars of Beethoven.

'That's amazing!' says the barman pulling the man a pint. 'Where did you find him?'

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. 'Rub the lamp!'

The barman rubs the lamp and out pops an old genie who says: 'I grant you one wish!'

'I want a million bucks' says the barman and two seconds later the bar doors swing open and in waddle a million ducks. 'I said bucks, NOT DUCKS!' shouts the barman over the quacking.

The man at the bar looks at the barman and says, 'you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?'