eh?
wait... is it a bad thing that i didn't know what that second poem is about until now? or does that mean i just don't think dirty? 
btw.... if ye dun mind me asking, how do you say your name? 
that's a "Ch" pronounced as a "K"
Computer skills I should have:
Objective C, C#, Java, MEL. Python, C++, XML, JavaScript, XSLT, HTML, SQL, CSS, FXScript, Clips, SOAR, ActionScript, OpenGL, DirectX
Maya, XSI, Photoshop, AfterEffects, Motion, Illustrator, Flash, Swift3D