But how can you be certain that it was me and not one of my many body doubles? Mwa ha ha ha! My pants are perfectly dry, and always have been (except for maybe that one instance which we shall not go into now) and always will be (except, perchance, that Heidi Klum were to ask me to jump in the pool with her, but I digress...)

You will never be rid of me! Mwa ha ha ha ha!



... eh?