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 10-02-2004, 05:38 PM #5 dragonfx Registered User     Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,257 Let: K = knowledge P = power M = money T = time W = work Since: Knowledge is Power Time is Money. Power is Work over Time. In terms of our definitions, we have K = P (1) T = M (2) P = W/T (3) Substituting equation (3) into (1) yields: K = W/T (4) Substituting equation (2) into (4) yields: K = W/M (5) That is, equation (5) shows that Knowledge equals Work over Money. Corollary 1: The More You Know, the More Work You Do Corollary 2: The More You Know, the Less Money You Make. If we solve for Money in equation (5), we get: M = W/K (6) That is, Money equals Work Over Knowledge. From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done. Corollary 3: The More you Make, the Less you Know. Solving for Work in equation (6), we get W = M K (7) Or, Work equals Money times Knowledge. Equation (7) shows that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0. Corollary 4: The stupid rich do little or no work.