"Hi, Mr. Mckinney, this is the Austin municipal court. We're calling because of 2 outstanding fines, one for expired registration, another for a parking violation."

"Really? Wow, when did this happen?"

"Issued in May of '02."

"'O2? I didn't even know I had a violation in '02. Well, can you send me a bill, I suppose?"

"No, sir, that's why we're calling, the bill we sent hasn't been paid. Do you have a credit card?"

"Well, yeah, just a sec, let me get it.... Is there any way it isn't me? My name is Michael McKinLEY. Kind of a stretch, I suppose."

"We're you born in '83?"

"Uh... no."

"... License number ######"

"No."

"Um... white Ford vehicle?"

"I didn't own a Ford in '02."

"Oh. Well, I'm glad you asked then."

"ME TOO!"

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