as of the time of this post the winner by popular vote is... hammer.horror!
:attn:
good work, dude! well deserved!
bleeh, posted half an hour after the time i was meant to... meh, votes didn't change when i looked here before anyway 
that's a "Ch" pronounced as a "K"
Computer skills I should have:
Objective C, C#, Java, MEL. Python, C++, XML, JavaScript, XSLT, HTML, SQL, CSS, FXScript, Clips, SOAR, ActionScript, OpenGL, DirectX
Maya, XSI, Photoshop, AfterEffects, Motion, Illustrator, Flash, Swift3D