"Hi, Mr. Mckinney, this is the Austin municipal court. We're calling because of 2 outstanding fines, one for expired registration, another for a parking violation." "Really? Wow, when did this happen?" "Issued in May of '02." "'O2? I didn't even know I had a violation in '02. Well, can you send me a bill, I suppose?" "No, sir, that's why we're calling, the bill we sent hasn't been paid. Do you have a credit card?" "Well, yeah, just a sec, let me get it.... Is there any way it isn't me? My name is Michael McKinLEY. Kind of a stretch, I suppose." "We're you born in '83?" "Uh... no." "... License number ######" "No." "Um... white Ford vehicle?" "I didn't own a Ford in '02." "Oh. Well, I'm glad you asked then." "ME TOO!" lol