I think this thread is pretty funny too... but I felt like jumping in on it...and now I feel like making a new list...
@hammer
1) No, age isn't really that important, but what is important, or rather super lame, is trashing a much younger person (I would assume that, though by the attitude, scr5555555555555555dudeguy doesn't seem very old)
2) Spectacular work isn't helpful, but the winking emoticon makes it all okay
3) Nitpicking over grammar and spelling is meaningless too, a lot of people here don't have english as a second language
@scroguy555555555555
4) We're worked up cause it's entertaining and you seem to be worked up too, and all you've contributed to this forum is verbal diarrhea, so I'd be more concerned about the fecal encephalopathy you've developed (haha, learned that one yesterday)
5)This whole post took me less than five minutes, so I guess typing takes you an hour, but it's not a problem for a lot of others.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and while we're knit picking... it's spelled nitpick