its mothers day and a rich guy is walking by a poor guy. the poor guy asks the rich guy, "what are you getting your wife for mothers day?" the rich guy says "a diamond ring and a red corvette." the poor man asked him why he got her both, the rich man responded, "so if she doesnt like the diamond ring she can drive in her red corvette and return it" and then he asked the poor man, "whatd you get your wife?" the poor man answers, "a pair of slippers and a dildo" the rich man asked him why he got her both, the poor man responded, "so if she doesnt like the slippers she can go *#&@)! herself"