Okay! I am now absolutely convinced that when god was creating man and women he outsourced the design of the ears to some government design agency!!!

How can every other component of the face be so elegant and simple in design while the evil ear is like edges and folds gone wild!

At the rate I am adding edges, I will have as many polygons in a single ear as I have in the complete head!

I have tried to follow a dozen ear tutorials online but unless you can actually watch a movie of the process it is simply impossible to understand from a series of photographs. In fact, if you want a real laugh get the book Maya Fundamentals and try to follow it.

I'll probably need a week to finish one ear!