any chance of comming to my village so I can just pop of to bed after
As long as you don't want me to tuck you in afterwards 
So you live in a village too eh? Has it got a good curry house? Mine has... in fact two Indians and a Kebab Shop, a Thai restaurant, Fish n' Chips, pizza parlour, a Chinese restaurant, a Chinese take-away, two Italian restaurants, a French Bistro, an English restaurant, a working man's club, a Lion's club, a pub with a restaurant upstairs, a hotel with a bar and a restaurant another big pub with a widescreen thing for football and another 14th century pub were the old farts go... Guess which pub I go to
No wonder I am getting so bleedin' fat... and all of these venues are within walking distance... there used to be three other pubs but they were closed down... now I know why I moved here 
Tickety boo and ta ta for a bit...
Gazzamataz
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