Yo homie!

Welcome to our version of Hell, The Gong Show, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and my personal favorite, Pickle and Saurkraut Juice Heaven... Mmmmmm mmmm! If you do well here, we give you a choice of a cardboard cookie or a plastic porkchop. If you do poorly, we hang you up by your pull string and make you say,"To infinity and beyond!", until you puke! No, seriously! Oh well... welcome aboard, killer!

Russell