Ooohhh... smart people jokes!
That was pretty funny! (and yes I had to read the answer :headbang: )
I've got a proggy joke for ya:
How many OOP's (Object Oriented Programmers) does it take to change a light bulb?
.... Non, they simply call the changeBulb() method 
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"Your weapons are no match for ours! People of Mars, surrender!"
"Um, this isn't Mars. This is Earth."
"Earth? Earth-with-nuclear-weapons Earth?"
"Yes."
[long pause] "Friend!!"