This is getting weird guys.
Maybe we should start an inquiry about this one huh:

Do you fold or crumble your toilet paper (to wipe your *ss) after you have taken a dump?

I tend to crumble, that makes me a massive user of paper!
And to top it all of, I sometimes have red spots above my knees after having sat on the toilet...because I lean on them with my elbows....

How about you guys?