how about getting a word doc with two small paragraphs and being told to "go crazy" and design a website out of it.

One better!
A job listed in the local paper

WEB DESIGNER
We are currently seeking a web designer who has at least 3 years commercial experience. Must be proficient in Dreamweaver and Flash. PHP and ASP knowledge would be an advantage as there is some databasing.

You must also be able to use Photoshop, Quark, Indesign and Illustrator as there is some print work required.

A pleasant phone manner and experience in sales is expected and this position is customer oriented with sales targets.

We are seeking a team player who can work in a smaller environment. Accounting knowledge will also be an advantage.
Finally, this position may also include networking and I.T support for 4 pc's and 8 mac g4's.

Salary $33,000 NZD Neg based on experience.

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That is like $21,000 US dollars a year Ha ha! Damn!