this is about the funniest thing I have ever read. Thankyou.

in keeping with the anti-fanboy movement... >
I think this needs changed IMHO..

“If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter? “

I think is better like :

If you throw a cat out of a car window, does that mean your guilty of kitty littering?

Disclaimer
Note: my cat sits on my lap as I write this. No animals were harmed in anyway.