A couple go to the country festival to view the animals on show. They walk up to the bull area and on show in area 1 is a prime bull with the notice up saying âThis bull mated 50 times last yearâ The Wife looks up at her husband and says âhmmm you could learn from thatâ They then walk up to area 2 and the second bull has the notice up saying âThis bull mated 190 times last yearâ The Wife looks up at her husband and says âwow now you could REALLY learn from that one!â They then walk up to area 3 and the third bull has the notice up saying âThis bull mated 365 times last yearâ The Wife looks up at her husband and says âWOWWW thatâs every day of the year! I wish you would take a leaf from his bookâ The husband looks at his wife and sayâs âyeah but go and ask him if it was with the same old cowâ