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# 1 17-10-2003 , 01:15 PM
Kevin
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Mooooo

A couple go to the country festival to view the animals on show.

They walk up to the bull area and on show in area 1 is a prime bull with the notice up saying “This bull mated 50 times last year” The Wife looks up at her husband and says “hmmm you could learn from that”

They then walk up to area 2 and the second bull has the notice up saying “This bull mated 190 times last year” The Wife looks up at her husband and says “wow now you could REALLY learn from that one!”

They then walk up to area 3 and the third bull has the notice up saying “This bull mated 365 times last year” The Wife looks up at her husband and says “WOWWW that’s every day of the year! I wish you would take a leaf from his book”

The husband looks at his wife and say’s “yeah but go and ask him if it was with the same old cow”