ctbram, Thank you, SO much. I just watched through your video and I really, really appreciate it. You explained how to do the UV mapping in such a way that it doesn't seem as intimidating to a beginner anymore. This gives me a whole new confidence level to attempt to UV it myself.

I'll hopefully get a chance to mess around with this and give it a shot later tonight or tomorrow. I'll post my results here in my WIP thread.